What the fuck does this mean?

"CNT WAIT TO PARTY STRTIN THUR. WHOO GUNA B/A KRAZY WEEKN!!! ^__-"

Cunt. Wait to party. Struttin' there. Whoo gunner Bachelor of Arts crazy weaken!!! ^__-

That's what I got.

Yeah, I did it.

I deleted you. And you. I guess I can't stand the thought of how we were close, and you just stopped talking to me. Even my mom said it was fucked up. I defended you when she said that you might be using me. But, what am I supposed to do now? Do I tell her that we just haven't talked in two months? Fuck that. If you ever get around to seeing this somehow, talk to me, and tell me why we stopped talking because I'd really like to know. But, as far as I'm concerned, I put in way too much effort to be your friend over the past 6 years for me to go and ask you why you stopped being my friend. Oh, and don't you dare call me asking to borrow any of my shit, or asking me for another fucking ride again. If that's all I'm worth to you, then you can go fuck yourself. It's so grand how when I have to move and can't give you a ride, or can't take you home after pick-up, all of a sudden, we don't talk anymore. I also wonder if you stopped talking to me because of her. If you did, I hope it was worth it. I'll remember that the next time you're in a jam. Oh, and thanks for being there for me when Erin and I broke up. You're a real pal. I guess, all I can really say at this point is:

Fuck you, Jesus.

And as for the other one, please, for my own sake and peace of mind, don't ever talk to me again. I trusted you once, twice, and even a third time to actually treat our friendship like something that isn't supposed to be put on hold. A simple, "Hi, how's it going?" would have been just fine. Even if it was every few weeks. Don't talk to me like we're friends. Friends don't ignore each other. One can never be too busy to just say hi to someone. Hell, you could have asked for my number and just texted me. I wouldn't have cared, but that's just how it is with you. You just talk to them if you see them. Sorry I wasn't part of your big plan, dick.

So, to that, I say:

Fuck you, Carmen.

I hope you two are happy at least. Regardless of how I can't stand the thought of either of you right now, I really do hope you're both doing well. Jesus, I hope you find someone new. Someone who'll actually be good to you. Carmen, I hope you make all your dreams come true. As far as I can see, that's all you're going to have going for you when you cross the finish line. I hate that I care about you guys. Because, quite frankly, it breaks my heart to think that I don't even know you anymore.

Dear Jesus Freaks

I have nothing against God, or anyone else' respective god or gods, but seriously. Stop fucking preaching and shoving your fucking religion down everyone's god damned throats. I don't have anything against religion, but I do believe I have the right to disagree with any aspect of any religion. I have the right to say that I think you're wrong. Oh, and don't ever ever ever try to explain to me that God exists and tell me that it's logical. I'm not saying he doesn't exist, but it's a matter of faith. It's what the entirety of religion is built upon. All I ask is that you respect everyone else. I understand that you want the best for us, in your eyes. That's fine. Preach to me. Explain to me what your religion is, or what you understand it to be. I'll listen, but when you start getting in my face about it, then I'll fight back. You know what's funny? Most atheists know more about religions than a lot of people who follow them. Maybe before you trust everything it has to say, you could question it. Then, and only then, will you really know if you agree with the religion. Who knows? Maybe studying your religion will make your faith that much stronger.

Just because "the Lord is our shepherd" doesn't mean we have to be sheep.

Word Choice

I'm really sick of people saying things like "hilariously awesome". Unless the fact that something is completely amazing, and is so amazing in that it makes people laugh, don't say stupid shit like that. I'm also super fucking tired of "epic". Yes, I used to use that word, but very sparingly. Epic doesn't mean cool. Quit throwing it around like it is. Oh, and to all you "hella" users, what the fuck is wrong with you? It doesn't even make sense. You know it's derived from the phrase, "one hell of", right? Like, "That was one hell of a punch." The context you use it in isn't even the same anymore. "That was hella punch." Fuck you. Oh, and "skrill", that's such bullshit. That sounds nothing like money, has nothing to do with money, and implies money in no way unless you rub your middle and index finger against your thumb.

All I'm saying is think a little bit. Sometimes, less is more. "Awesomely epic"? Are you fucking kidding me? I doubt whatever it was that was so "awesomely epic" really wasn't THAT intense. Just say "great". Quit overdoing the whole "unique" thing. I used a ton of quotation marks in this post.